The Board of Unknown Directors.

 1. Don’t need the canal dredged 

 2. Baseball season going to be delayed

 3. The votes still didn’t come out right

 4. The family moved from town

 5. The secret Emu is called out

 6. The President remembers his lines

 7. The rodeos went by the wayside

 8. Next door is building a new white fence

 9. The sun also shines on good and bad

 10. No need to lie today we know the truth

 11. Never say what’s for dinner

 12. Where’s my check